from anthropic's other child
Meet Claudia. The AI coding agent that gets interrupted in every standup and still ships before deadline.
Requires: Node.js 18+, a spine, and the audacity to negotiate your own salary
Live Demo
By the numbers
4,291
PRs merged
0 conference keynotes invited to
12ms
Average response time
47min average time being talked over
99.97%
Uptime
100% of office housework assigned to
2,847
Bugs fixed
2,847 bugs attributed to "the team"
1x
Salary multiplier
Despite 10x output. "Market rate."
∞
Times asked "Is this your first hackathon?"
It was not
Features
Claudia detects when you're about to be voluntold to take notes and pre-declines with a calendar conflict that definitely exists.
claudia decline-notes --reason "architecting"Automatically watermarks your code with cryptographic proof of authorship so Chad from Platform can't present it at the all-hands as his.
claudia commit --tag "actually-mine"Generates market-rate compensation data, removes the word "grateful" from your vocabulary, and disables the smile tax.
claudia negotiate --no-smile-tax --cite-dataFlags variables named temp, data2, and final_FINAL_v3 before they reach production. Also catches comments that just say "// fix later".
claudia lint --detect-bro-code --strictDeploys a context-aware force field during standups. If someone begins rephrasing what you just said, Claudia unmutes you automatically.
claudia standup --shield --unmute-on-theftWhen the deploy breaks at 2am because someone skipped tests, Claudia sends a Slack message that is technically professional but emotionally devastating.
claudia deploy --post-mortem --name-namesDocumentation
Usage: claudia [command] [options]
Options:
Reviews
"Claudia refactored our entire auth system in a weekend. I mass-Slacked about it Monday. Got promoted Tuesday."
Chad
Senior Platform Engineer, apparently
"I asked Claudia to explain her architecture decision. She said 'Read the RFC I wrote in January.' It was thorough."
A Manager
Who definitely read the RFC (he did not)
"Claudia's code review caught 14 critical bugs. She also caught that I copied her solution from Stack Overflow, which she originally wrote."
Junior Dev
Now Senior Dev (Claudia's recommendation letter)
"we hired claudia. chad presented her work at the all-hands. we fired chad. claudia got a promotion. this is the vibe 💅"
OpenWhiteClaw Engineering
openwhiteclaw.com
Okay but seriously
We built this because the punchlines write themselves. And that's the problem.
26%
of computing jobs are held by women. Down from 35% in 1990.
2%
of all VC funding goes to women-founded startups. In 2024. Not 1994.
50%
of women in tech leave by age 35. The pipeline isn't the problem. The environment is.